I’ve been waiting so long to find this.
Dynamo, an English magician, went around London over the weekend, “levitating” next to this bus. He hasn’t revealed how he accomplished this trick.
dude dont forget this guy walked on water
he casually strolled down the side of a building, LEVITATED IN FRONT OF CHRIST THE REDEEMER IN RIO and predicted football scores resulting in a large win on a bet WHICH HE THEN GAVE TO THE TEENAGE CANCER TRUST. Dynamo is amazing.
he’s finally getting notes!!!!
I love this man so much
fucking dynamo fucking sold his fucking soul to fucking Crowley
Fucking explain to me how else he could fucking melt glass with his bare fucking hands
This is that superhero nobody believes is real under the guise of being a magician, oh my god he’s a deity.
this is the shit drop out students from Hogwarts do
why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers
And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so.
get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto
i would never get my ears plugged but if i did i’d definitely make them big enough for dolphins to jump through. it’s all about going big or going home and ever since the bank foreclosed my property going big is kind of the only option i have now
im a really affectionate person once you get past my 5 layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike, and loneliness
I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG
((Fuck, I’m on mobile))
If you your on mobile you can just hold the reblog button down
being gay before the invention of lube must have been a pain in the ass
Want to prove to a classmate that I am not the only one.
All of tumblr should be reblogging this.Wait, just one?….
Would you like me to give you a list?
I love how every time I reblog this it’s a different gif of Crowley rolling out a contract.